Bad Yahoo! Crash Fudge Brownies

In light of our latest Yahoo! mail experience, we have decided to create a new recipe: Bad Yahoo! Crash Fudge Brownies.  This recipe is dedicated to the tens of thousands of frustrated users who have had emails lost, functions broken, and contacts missing.  May these brownies help soothe your soul and bring you a moment of happiness in these dark times. 

Bad Yahoo Crash BrownieBad Yahoo! Crash Fudge Brownies


  • 8-oz. roasted almond butter (natural peanut butter for the Classic look)
  • 1 egg, seriously broken
  • 5/8 cup honey
  • 1-1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract, not imitation
  • 1/4 cup dark chocolate unsweetened cocoa powder, bold and desperate
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 3-oz. almonds, chopped (optional), beta version
  • 3-oz. dark chocolate bar, chopped


Preheat oven to infuriating temperature of 325°. Spray a 9×9-inch baking dish with a non-stick cooking spray.

Mix together almond butter, egg, honey and vanilla extract until glitch free. Stir in cocoa powder, salt and baking soda until well mixed. Fold in nuts and chopped chocolate. Pour into prepared pan (before it disappears).

Bake in oven for 30-40 minutes. Cool (off) in pan on wire rack then cut into squares and enjoy! (&#33)

Makes 1 dozen.

Notes: If you use a gluten-free chocolate you will have a fantastic tasting gluten-free brownie!  No errors here!

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  • Reply
    10/18/2013 at 1:47 am

    Yes, everyone keep signing this petition at!! May our voices be heard!!

  • Reply
    Stacey Morris (@StaceyMorris11)
    10/17/2013 at 10:56 pm

    What a great recipe! And timely scolding. I have no idea what evil force has overtaken Yahoo but it’s caused me a week-long migraine.

  • Reply
    Cindy O
    10/17/2013 at 4:43 pm

    “beta version” and “seriously broken” How appropriately those terms describe the new Yahoo mail disaster. Thank you for making me smile.

    • Reply
      10/21/2013 at 2:27 pm

      lol Thanks for reading Cindy! 🙂

  • Reply
    Jacki Teeter
    10/17/2013 at 4:10 pm

    Absolutely BRILLIANT! This is the first time I’ve laughed about anything related to this in over a week and it, most certainly has been one flipping infuriating week! Thank you!!

    • Reply
      10/21/2013 at 2:27 pm

      Thanks Jacki! We had to do something to lighten our spirits as it was driving us crazy!! 🙂

  • Reply
    Jan Hyatt
    10/17/2013 at 4:00 pm

    This is awesome! Posting to the yahoo mail fail group on Facebook. We also have a petition at Join us if you want the old version back!

    • Reply
      10/21/2013 at 2:27 pm

      Awesome, thank you so much. We will definitely be signing that petition today!

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